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Post by Vanellope on Apr 20, 2013 22:16:40 GMT -5
ONCIE, Y U NO FOLLOW ME?! Follow me back so we can become best friends for eternity!
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Lily
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Post by Lily on Apr 20, 2013 22:33:05 GMT -5
And follow me also! I know you're online, SO DO IT OR TELL ME HOW BEAUTIFUL MY FACE IS.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2013 22:44:26 GMT -5
You really think I'd give ANY of you the honor of being followed by me? 'Cause I'm not. You're all gonna have to beg for it, so start bowing down to me and kissing the ground I walk on. And about your face... Oh my god, that is the ugliest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. And when I say ugly, I mean like U-G-L-Y, you ain't go no alibi. YOU UGLY. Caps lock, bold print.
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Post by Nymphadora Tonks on Apr 21, 2013 7:20:59 GMT -5
Someone's got a stick up their butt. You sound like Greed, but I'm still willing to worship you no matter who you sound like if you'll date me. *gets on my knees and starts bowing down to you*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2013 8:00:28 GMT -5
Perfect. *gestures to Lily* Go and fetch me a chair. *nods towards Vanellope* And you can massage my shoulders.
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Lily
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Post by Lily on Apr 21, 2013 8:04:33 GMT -5
But I don't know where any are...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2013 8:06:44 GMT -5
Then get on your hands and knees and BE ONE.
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Lily
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Post by Lily on Apr 21, 2013 8:08:18 GMT -5
*quickly gets down onto all fours* Anything for you!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2013 8:11:00 GMT -5
*sits on her back and points at Nymphadora* You. Go and get me a smoothie. Strawberry, and easy on the whip cream.
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Lily
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Post by Lily on Apr 21, 2013 8:12:18 GMT -5
*lets my head hang down, my arms straining a bit under his weight*
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Post by Vanellope on Apr 21, 2013 8:13:55 GMT -5
*starts massaging his shoulders* Is this okay?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2013 8:16:59 GMT -5
A little gentler would be nice.
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Post by Nymphadora Tonks on Apr 21, 2013 8:17:52 GMT -5
*stands up and goes to get one*
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Post by Vanellope on Apr 21, 2013 8:19:41 GMT -5
*does it gentler* Better?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2013 8:20:36 GMT -5
That's perfect.
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