Post by Cowboy Erik on Oct 24, 2021 13:12:06 GMT -5
Target Ponies
Sheriff Bagley was angry about those disastrous sheriffs and security guards
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<Baby Princess Lightning Applejack> we can and will erase permanent records and we will always escape
<Baby Princess Snowflake> we still have our powers
<Max was in the hideout with the ponies>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<Max> I will be with you, so will my other friends
<Max was happy to help the ponies
<The Ponies stole boxes of fruit snacks and fruit roll-ups and escaped>
<Ponies stole treasure, etc. from the caves, trains, etc. and escaped>
<Ponies store stuff from the stores, malls, etc. and escaped>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<the ponies wiped out all the treasure from all the caves, trains, etc. and escaped>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<The ponies changed the wanted posters and burnt them
<The Ponies stole boxes of fruit snacks and fruit roll-ups and escaped>
<Ponies stole treasure, etc. from the caves, trains, etc. and escaped>
<Ponies store stuff from the stores, malls, etc. and escaped>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<the ponies wiped out all the treasure from all the caves, trains, etc. and escaped>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<Max> WRONG! THE PONIES WILL ALWAYS ESCAPE
<Emmy burps and belches and electrocutes the sheriffs and security guards and executes them>
<Emmy> now I have to go to the bathroom
<Emmy runs home to poop in her pants
<Emmy pooped in her pants then sat down on her unicorn ride-on, she made a banana
<Emmy then flushed her poop down the toilet and wiped her butt then flushed the toilet paper down the toilet and washed her hands then changed her underwear and redressed herself and put her pooped in underwear in the washer>
<Sheriff Bagley> that can't be possible they vanquished all the sheriffs and security guards>
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> I am not pleased with this disastrous development
<Sheriff Bagley> do not despair, my lead sheriffs, we will not rest until we arrested the ponies, returned the stolen treasure to where it was stolen from, and the ponies are sentenced to death once and for all
THE END
Sheriff Bagley was angry about those disastrous sheriffs and security guards
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<Baby Princess Lightning Applejack> we can and will erase permanent records and we will always escape
<Baby Princess Snowflake> we still have our powers
<Max was in the hideout with the ponies>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<Max> I will be with you, so will my other friends
<Max was happy to help the ponies
<The Ponies stole boxes of fruit snacks and fruit roll-ups and escaped>
<Ponies stole treasure, etc. from the caves, trains, etc. and escaped>
<Ponies store stuff from the stores, malls, etc. and escaped>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<the ponies wiped out all the treasure from all the caves, trains, etc. and escaped>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<The ponies changed the wanted posters and burnt them
<The Ponies stole boxes of fruit snacks and fruit roll-ups and escaped>
<Ponies stole treasure, etc. from the caves, trains, etc. and escaped>
<Ponies store stuff from the stores, malls, etc. and escaped>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<the ponies wiped out all the treasure from all the caves, trains, etc. and escaped>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING PONIES! THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> we got all the sheriffs and security guards that are the fastest possible and can track down the ponies, etc. ad know all the crimes by heart and can rewrite permanent records
<Max> WRONG! THE PONIES WILL ALWAYS ESCAPE
<Emmy burps and belches and electrocutes the sheriffs and security guards and executes them>
<Emmy> now I have to go to the bathroom
<Emmy runs home to poop in her pants
<Emmy pooped in her pants then sat down on her unicorn ride-on, she made a banana
<Emmy then flushed her poop down the toilet and wiped her butt then flushed the toilet paper down the toilet and washed her hands then changed her underwear and redressed herself and put her pooped in underwear in the washer>
<Sheriff Bagley> that can't be possible they vanquished all the sheriffs and security guards>
<Sheriff Of Nottingham> I am not pleased with this disastrous development
<Sheriff Bagley> do not despair, my lead sheriffs, we will not rest until we arrested the ponies, returned the stolen treasure to where it was stolen from, and the ponies are sentenced to death once and for all
THE END