V Of Doom Anthem

[Cowboy Erik]

It's The Late 1970s;
It's The End Of The Show;
We See The Blue Background;
And "A Viacom Presentation" In White Text;
Here Comes The V Of Doom;
Big And Purple Like Barney;
It Is A Crazy Logo;
Crazy As Can Be;
La-La-La-La-La-La;
La-La-La-La-La-La;
I Wish I Was The V Of Doom;
At The End Of The Shows;
If I Were, I'd Be The Craziest Logo Around;
Now Happy Days, Was A Cool Show;
Took Place Back In The 50s;
Fonzie Is The Best;
So Are The Rest;
And Arnold's Is A Cool Place;
I Love Lucy Was A Darn Good Show;
With Lots Of Laughs Every Night;
I'm Sure I Could Watch Hawaii Five-O;
If I Could Get The Hallmark Channel;
La-La-La-La-La-La;
La-La-La-La-La-La;
Now All In The Family Was On Channel 5;
WNEW In New York;
I Loved That Show;
It Was On The Go;
Just Like Mork From Ork;
The Lucy Show Was A Cool Show;
It Was Funny As Can Be;
It Had The Crazy Logo At The End;
It Was Just Around The Bend;
Oh, La-La-La-La-La-La;
La-La-La-La-La-La;
I Wish I Was The V Of Doom;
At The End Of The Shows;
If I Were, I'd Be The Craziest Logo Around;
Hogan's Heroes In 1977 Was Really Cool;
Funny Show With The Ending Logo;
Andy Griffith Was A Cool Show;
As Well As Gomer Pyle;
And The V Of Doom Sounds Like New York City;
And The TV Remote Smells Like A Beer;
They Sit At The Drive-In;
And Wanting To Win;
With Their Cars In 5th Gerar;
Oh, La-La-La-La-La-La;
La-La-La-La-La-La;
I Wish I Was The V Of Doom;
At The End Of The Shows;
If I Were, I'd Be The Craziest Logo Around!

(Piano To Fade)