Cowboy Erik
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Post by Cowboy Erik on Feb 13, 2008 21:17:19 GMT -5
Sweetheart is playing in her dad's den
<Sweetheart's mom> Didn't I Tell You NOT To Play In Your Dad's Den!?!?!?!
<Sweetyheaeart Cries and runs as her symbol fades away>
<Sweetheart;s mom spanks sweetheart hard 10 times
<Sweetheart cries more
Sweetheart> (sadly) Sorry
<Sweetheart's Mom (angrily) IT WON'T WORK THIS TIME, YOUNG LADY!
<sweetheart goes outside crying>
<Sweetheart tries to cross the street>
<Driver> YOU STUPID LITTLE PONY, STAY OUT OF THE ROAD!
<Sweetheart's Mom> YOU ARE ONLY 4 YEARS OLD! )spanks sweetheart hard 10 times)
<sweetheart is put in her bed by her grandmother
<Sweetheart's grandmas> STAY IN THAT BED!
<sweetheart cries more
the next day, all the ponbies got valentine's day cards except Sweetheart
<Sweetheart's Mom> we don't love you anymore, young lady
<Sweetheart's Dad> you went in the street, you are only 4 years old and you ruined my den and broke my fax machine and other office supplies
Sweetheart's jangles have been taken away forever by her mom
<Sweetheart gets kicked out of school by Mrs. Hackney
<sweetehart cross the street>
<Driver> YOU STUPID LITTLE PONY, STAY OUT OF THE ROAD!
<Sweetheart's Mom> how many times did i tell you not to cross the streeet alone
<Sweetheart> 1,000,000
<Sweetheart's mom> you need to cross with an adult pony, you're only 4
<sweetheart bothers all her friends
<Mrs. HJackney Dials 911>
a police pony arrests Sweetheart
Sweetheart is in jail forever
sweetheart walks around ther jail cell
THE END
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