Post by Cowboy Erik on Sept 10, 2022 17:16:54 GMT -5
Save The Apple Orchards
Sheriff Bagley was the only sheriff lef, he hired new sheriffs to help catch the ponies
<Sheriff Bagley> We need to cut doewn all the trees in all the apple orchards
Sheriff Bagley hires Sheriff Deforestator to cut down all the trees in the apple orchards
<Sheriff Deforestator> consider it done, Sheriff Bagley
Back at home, the ponies were planning their raiding sprees
<Baby Cuddles> we will still raid and steal and be free
<Baby Lickety Split> you bet we will
<Mayor Ziktor gets a chainsaw to try to cut down the apple trees in the apple orchards
<Mayor Ziktor> I have a chainsaw
<Sheriff Bagley> i'll send out some other lumberjacks to help you cut down all the apple trees in the apple orchards
<Baby Princess Lightning Applejack> we are going to protect the apple orchards
<Princess Lightning Applejack> they are living museums
The littles and ponies planned on working on saving the apple orchards
<Sheriff Bagley hires a lot of lumberjacks to cut down all the apple trees in the apple orchards
<Sheriff Deforestator> We will make sure those ponies get arrested.
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T GET THOSE PONIES, THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Deforestator> we got all the sheriffs in the world
<The ponies steal all the treasure in the caves, trains, stores and malls and escape
<Ponies erase their permanent records
<Ponies burn all the wanted posters
<Deputy Icebot> ponies are stealing
<Ponies> we will always win
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T GET THOSE PONIES, THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<lumberjacks are getting their chainsaws ready>
<Baby Princess Lightning Applejack> Take a look at this (she shows the lumberlacks a paper that says "Protected Apple Orchard Reserve"
<Baby Lightning APplejac> sorry, no cutting down apple trees, not even a branch
<The Ponies put "Protected Apple Orchard Reseve" signs in all apple orchards everywhere>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T GET THOSE PONIES, THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Jessica> we will protect the forests and orchards
<Christy eats an apple>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T GET THOSE PONIES, THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<THe ponies destroy Sheriff Deforestator>
<Sheriff Bagley> YOU INCONFIDENT FOOLISH SHERIFFS AND DEPUTIES HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN! THE ORCHARDS ARE STILL STANDING! AND ALL THE CAVES, TRAINS, STORES NAD MALLS ARE STILL BARE! AND THE PONIES ARE STILL FREE!
<Deputy Icebot> the ponies slipped right through our hands
<Sheriff Bagley> SHUT UP YOU INCONFIDENT DEPUTY! WE WILL NOT REST ULTIL WE ARRESTED THE PONIES, RETURNED THE STOLEN TREASURE TO WHERE IT WAS STOLEN FROM AND THE PONIES ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH ONCE AND FOR ALL!
<the ponies winked back home and the littles poured into the basement>
<Baby Cuddles> we won again
THE END
Sheriff Bagley was the only sheriff lef, he hired new sheriffs to help catch the ponies
<Sheriff Bagley> We need to cut doewn all the trees in all the apple orchards
Sheriff Bagley hires Sheriff Deforestator to cut down all the trees in the apple orchards
<Sheriff Deforestator> consider it done, Sheriff Bagley
Back at home, the ponies were planning their raiding sprees
<Baby Cuddles> we will still raid and steal and be free
<Baby Lickety Split> you bet we will
<Mayor Ziktor gets a chainsaw to try to cut down the apple trees in the apple orchards
<Mayor Ziktor> I have a chainsaw
<Sheriff Bagley> i'll send out some other lumberjacks to help you cut down all the apple trees in the apple orchards
<Baby Princess Lightning Applejack> we are going to protect the apple orchards
<Princess Lightning Applejack> they are living museums
The littles and ponies planned on working on saving the apple orchards
<Sheriff Bagley hires a lot of lumberjacks to cut down all the apple trees in the apple orchards
<Sheriff Deforestator> We will make sure those ponies get arrested.
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T GET THOSE PONIES, THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Sheriff Deforestator> we got all the sheriffs in the world
<The ponies steal all the treasure in the caves, trains, stores and malls and escape
<Ponies erase their permanent records
<Ponies burn all the wanted posters
<Deputy Icebot> ponies are stealing
<Ponies> we will always win
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T GET THOSE PONIES, THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<lumberjacks are getting their chainsaws ready>
<Baby Princess Lightning Applejack> Take a look at this (she shows the lumberlacks a paper that says "Protected Apple Orchard Reserve"
<Baby Lightning APplejac> sorry, no cutting down apple trees, not even a branch
<The Ponies put "Protected Apple Orchard Reseve" signs in all apple orchards everywhere>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T GET THOSE PONIES, THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<Jessica> we will protect the forests and orchards
<Christy eats an apple>
<Sheriff Bagley> AND IF YOU CAN'T GET THOSE PONIES, THEN YOU'D BETTER DANG WELL GET SOMEONE WHO CAN!
<THe ponies destroy Sheriff Deforestator>
<Sheriff Bagley> YOU INCONFIDENT FOOLISH SHERIFFS AND DEPUTIES HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN! THE ORCHARDS ARE STILL STANDING! AND ALL THE CAVES, TRAINS, STORES NAD MALLS ARE STILL BARE! AND THE PONIES ARE STILL FREE!
<Deputy Icebot> the ponies slipped right through our hands
<Sheriff Bagley> SHUT UP YOU INCONFIDENT DEPUTY! WE WILL NOT REST ULTIL WE ARRESTED THE PONIES, RETURNED THE STOLEN TREASURE TO WHERE IT WAS STOLEN FROM AND THE PONIES ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH ONCE AND FOR ALL!
<the ponies winked back home and the littles poured into the basement>
<Baby Cuddles> we won again
THE END